Friday, October 12, 2007

Who me?


Are you a douche? I dunno. No real signs. Could just be an average dude from Ozone Park, Queens.

And yet… and yet… there it is.

The Mark of the ‘Bag.

Ever so faint. On the forehead. So I’m sorry dude, but I gotta call ‘bag. It’s not me. It’s the Mark. I gotta listen to the Last Angel of Scrotery, just as the great philosopher Walter Benjamin warned us about.

Green Energy powers my Prius.

# posted by douchebag1

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