Ask DB1: Shirtless Douchebaggery
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snarky writes in:
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DB1-
Have you seen any studies about the increased rate of Grieco virus infection from shirtless douche bags?
Logic would dictate a shirtless douche would spread the virus (highly maintained strain in a mixture of axe body spray and spray on tan) at an accelerated rate due to direct skin on skin contact with hotties.
CDC should be on red alert if my theory is correct. The U.S. is not equipped to handle the increase in bandanas, eye brow wax, and vintage tee shirts if these douche bags begin to take over.
— Snarky
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Shirtless douchebaggery is a potent new mutation among douchological development. Even in the relatively benign gaggle of frat choads pictured here, you can see mini-douche take sprout.
Notice the ‘bag particles sliding down their arms, moving around the ubiquitous red cups, and attempting to hop on and mount Jenny, Sally and Jenny from the sorority house down the street.
Studies have not yet determined the exact impact of this disturbing development. Studies also haven’t figured out why hotts seem to love tiny dog-rats named “Floofy” either.
