Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Ask DB1: "The 'Bag Within"


doucheton writes in:

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Hey DB1,

A question that has been nagging me: You know the saying, “If you think you have an alcohol/drug problem, then you probably do.”?

Well, I always laugh at your postings, but truthfully, deep down, I sometimes get an insecurity that others can think that I am a douchebag. Sometimes, DB1, I even worry to myself that I might be a douchebag.

Are these theories analogous? Should I be worried?

Thanks

Doucheton, Texas
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A quick rule of thumb is that those who laugh at The ‘Bag Within are at least somewhat exempt from embodying The ‘Bag Without, to borrow from my mystic training for a moment.

He that sees the douche, can be the douche only in physical form. But not spirit. For the festering spiritual rot of true douche requires opacity of mind’s eye. The inability to witness the skeezal self.

Fear not. Your road to de-bagging may not yet be complete. But you are on the right path.

# posted by douchebag1

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