Saturday, November 17, 2007

Beach 'Baggin'


I can’t tell which is classier. The Doggie ‘Bag on the beach or the lighter on the ass cheek.

But there’s one thing I do know.

It’s Friday Night. Time to go out, pound some PBRs, and liberate a hott or two from the clutches of a greasebag.

This means you. If you’re a guy, get out there and start liberating. If you’re a hott, get out there and kick a douche in the ballsack.

Your unwashed narrator, The DB1, is satiated after a tasty Trader Joes chicken and rice dish, downed with a tasty cup of the ‘Train, and polished off with a Twinkie or three.

Looking good, Mortimer! Feeling good, Valentine!

Time to start drinkin’.

# posted by douchebag1

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