Saturday, November 17, 2007
Beach 'Baggin'
I can’t tell which is classier. The Doggie ‘Bag on the beach or the lighter on the ass cheek.
But there’s one thing I do know.
It’s Friday Night. Time to go out, pound some PBRs, and liberate a hott or two from the clutches of a greasebag.
This means you. If you’re a guy, get out there and start liberating. If you’re a hott, get out there and kick a douche in the ballsack.
Your unwashed narrator, The DB1, is satiated after a tasty Trader Joes chicken and rice dish, downed with a tasty cup of the ‘Train, and polished off with a Twinkie or three.
Looking good, Mortimer! Feeling good, Valentine!
Time to start drinkin’.
