Saturday, November 3, 2007
Blame Canada
Look guys, I love Labatts. Really polite tourists. Ice hockey. David Cronenberg. Bob and Doug McKenzie.
You’re our neighbor to the north. You’re cold, large and have caribou. Kind of like my ex-girlfriend Carolyn.
But what’s with the douched out Air Force wicket hair muscle choad?
And what are the combined topographic land mass of those two Saint Elias mountains?