Choking the Goose
Let’s see. Vodka as phallus.
I know I’ve read about this somewhere before. Let me consult my “Freud for Dummies” book for where exactly to locate this pathological douche condition.
Oh yes. According to Freud, this young man was traumatized at an early age by too many Full House reruns. He subsequently attempts to replicate the “Jesse” look by way of 2006 white boy guido douche culture. Once “Douche Jesse” has been achieved, his fractured psyche then seeks out Olsen Twin types as part of the perpetual cycle of traumatic recreation.
Or he’s just a heaping toad.
The tri-hott sandwich with three chew-worthy shoulders merits a second look. And by look, I mean coitus.
Not that Goose Phallus would notice. He’s too busy adding his own two olives to that douche martini.
