Friday, November 2, 2007

Friday Haiku

Kissy Lips hangs loose,
Brick Wall Hott reflects on life,
gazing at face grease.

Elisha Cuthbert
You have fallen so far down.
Please call Jack Bauer.

— reservoir douche

Brickwall blondie has
Sideboob cleavite exposed here
Must wash oily cheek

— batou

Little forearm tat-
I wonder what it could say…
The mark of a bleeth.

— boatbutter

Side boobs eyes smolder
Pictures taken behind Von’s
Where douche manages

— don parmesan guido linguini

Step aside blondie
Allow the crash test dummies
To plow this douchebag

— xander dingleberries

Even bricks saying,
What the hell is she thinking?
Bricks can be so wise.

— the alpha douche

# posted by douchebag1

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