Friday Haiku
Kissy Lips hangs loose,
Brick Wall Hott reflects on life,
gazing at face grease.
Elisha Cuthbert
You have fallen so far down.
Please call Jack Bauer.
— reservoir douche
Brickwall blondie has
Sideboob cleavite exposed here
Must wash oily cheek
— batou
Little forearm tat-
I wonder what it could say…
The mark of a bleeth.
— boatbutter
Side boobs eyes smolder
Pictures taken behind Von’s
Where douche manages
— don parmesan guido linguini
Step aside blondie
Allow the crash test dummies
To plow this douchebag
— xander dingleberries
Even bricks saying,
What the hell is she thinking?
Bricks can be so wise.
— the alpha douche