Friday, November 9, 2007

Friday Haiku

Hair like frozen poo,
Douche-Face in need of bitch slap,
Hott lost forever.

Did Tom Robbins write
even douchebags get the blues?
Or was it still life?

— d. baggins

he’s in Special Ops.
he has paratrooper hair.
she’s a Navy Seal.

— pfah

Her hand holds the pin
Douche grenade is set to blow
A Suicide Pact

— clementine of cappadoucha

judge reinhold works hard
all-american burger
left hat on too long

— bcs

Both have hair issues
His oddity, her rats’ nest
Go to Supercuts

— ed

# posted by douchebag1

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