Friday, November 30, 2007
Friday Haiku
Makeup Emo Smirks,
His Retro 80s ruse worked.
Eye shadow worth cost.
How many emos
Needed to change a bulb? None!
He sits in the dark.
— duke of douchester
the make-up counter
at Nordstrom has exploded
all over his head.
— pfah
Flock of Seagulls mop
Eye banging a dude. Run cutie,
run so far away
— marcos douchebagdatis
Simon Lebon’s son
Scoring chicks because of dad
Douchey like the Wolf
— plinky
Grab my black shoulder
I will probe your backside to
search for dark entry
— rev. douche
