Friday, November 30, 2007

Friday Haiku


Makeup Emo Smirks,
His Retro 80s ruse worked.
Eye shadow worth cost.

How many emos
Needed to change a bulb? None!
He sits in the dark.

– duke of douchester

the make-up counter
at Nordstrom has exploded
all over his head.

– pfah

Flock of Seagulls mop
Eye banging a dude. Run cutie,
run so far away

– marcos douchebagdatis

Simon Lebon’s son
Scoring chicks because of dad
Douchey like the Wolf

– plinky

Grab my black shoulder
I will probe your backside to
search for dark entry

– rev. douche

# posted by douchebag1

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