Tuesday, November 13, 2007

In Defense of Douche


maddy writes in:

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you’re way too jaded dude. why all the animosity toward douche-bags? think about it—the female equivalent would be people like lindsey lohan and britney spears.hot, stupid, and proudly partaking in asinine antics which serve to make others feel better about themselves for *not* being that douche-y????

i consider myself a hot chick and personally i LOVE douche-bags.

Peace.
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Maddy, I can only quote the great poet singer-songwriter of our generation, Jewel, when she asked all of us the following deep and probing question:

Who will save your soul? Na na na ne na na, nah ne nah?

Who will save my soul indeed, Jewel. Indeed.

Such eloquent and probing words from someone so young who once lived in a van and now has giant boobs.

Thank you, Jewel. You force us to confront ourselves. By staring at your boobs.

# posted by douchebag1

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