Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Jeff 'Bagwell

Amazing career stats for Jeff ‘Bagwell:

.343 Douching Average. 425 career hairspiked follicles (left handed). 16 career hairspiked follicles (right handed). 1,263 career uses of the word “broheim.”

Young Princess Mononoke may not embody classic hottness tropes, but that’s exactly the type of Long Island Choice that’ll cook you dinner, give you a backrub, then dress up like Wonder Woman and spackle your toes with chocolate syrup and cool whip.

Her legs make Daoist Monks scream silently in protest of their chastity vows.

# posted by douchebag1

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