Monday, November 26, 2007
Sweet Pecan Pie
Sweet Pecan Pie, why cohabitate with a Dude Who Should be Paddled?
With cascading hair, a wonderful smile, and the curve of award winning cranberry sauce backside, I would like to partake of your sweet pecan pie.
And yet, alas, McSnot fondles.
It tasks The DB1 on a Monday after a long flight back from the east coast in which he now smells like dirty socks. I read that the hotties like the musky scent of unshaven sweat. Then again, I read it in Newsweek. Which is like trying to stay current by watching Lifetime. The cultural capital is stale, baybee. Very stale.
