Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Army-Navy Surplus Tool


Hey Frank, how’s it goin’?… Love the new forehead growth… well, yeah, I suppose it does look like a tumor. But it looks good on you. As does that chest shave. Very nicely done.

Me? Just shopping.

Lets see…

I’ll take one extra large pup tent. Yeah, going survivalist this week. I’ll take one of those full army fatigue jumpsuits that the chicks dig in Manhattan, sixteen gas masks, two flame throwers, the Ted Kaczynski “How to Live on Six Cliff Bars a Day” diet book, and four hotties to go.

Thanks, Frank. See you next week.

# posted by douchebag1

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