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The 'Bag Brothers

Jean Claude Van Bagge writes in:

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Dear DB1,
Threw a party at my apartment last night when two uber scrote/douche’s walk in. At first I wasn’t sure if they were simply wearing a costume for Halloween but after I saw the big scrote on the left white belt/white pants ensemble I knew that they had succumbed to a level of douchiness that there is no cure. While the girls have fairly cute faces I’m sorry they aren’t showing any boob.

Best,
Jean Claude Van Bagge
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Let me check the calendar. Last night? November 1st. Thus, not a halloween party. Thus, the biggest servings of choads since that meal I had with King Festivus The Large during my pilgrimage through Uttar Pradesh during the rainy season.