Friday, November 9, 2007

The Jackhammer


Behold the rarest of rare ‘bag hand gestures, the Double Blumpkin (‘Bag Hand Gesture #288).

It is the Madame Butterfly of operatic douche moves. James Joyceian prose rendered in abstract non-linguistic scrotal hand gesture.

Note the swirling soccer moms, caught up in a fascinated undertow by the uberdouchosity on display with that one single hand move. Impressive.

Jackhammer would’ve qualified for the site even if he had non-ambulatory tiny vestigal arms hanging by his sides. The mandana the size of Omaha. The douche everything.

But once we add in the Double Blumpkin, it’s a kick right to God’s groin.

# posted by douchebag1

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