Friday, November 23, 2007

The Jerz


One of the deepest betrayals of primal douchitude involves the exposure of self-worship.

Like this turd. Starin’ at the flex. Eroticizing his own bicep rather than the curves next to him.

Caught in this pixelated frozen digital moment, the Jerz exposes a core truth. Douchitude is about the worship of the self over the lust for the boobs.

Or else, it’s Friday, and the DB1 ate too much turkey. Stupid tryptophan.

# posted by douchebag1

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