Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Lonely Pimp

Off by himself. In the distance, a violin plays a solo.

In the corner of the Jacuzz, with only a bottle of cheap champagne to comfort him, while the hotts congregate at the other end of the waterfront.

Feel for the Lonely Pimp.

For it is not easy wearing long shorts, sunglasses, a mandana and a wristwatch into a jacuzzi, only to have your pimp look rejected by the rodeo girls.

But he’s not completely alone.

His #1 Fan salutes his heroism with the One Armed Miller Lite.

# posted by douchebag1

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