The Species Killer
This douche is a rare type.
He doesn’t just violate cultural aesthetic. He is what scientists label a “species killer.” Like an oil slick. Or a microbal plague. He causes sterility simply by breathing in proximity to a fertile female.
He is literally anti-procreation.
Ovaries spontaneously combust in his greased up presence. Fallopian tubes collapse from abject terror at even the hint of his genetic imprint.
Fertility shamans in ancient Japan commit ritual hari-kari simply witnessing his used sweatbands.
There are opposites to the Species Killer Douche. Those few with superpowers of impregnation. Like Tom Brady. Tom Brady could inseminate a field of oxen by sneezing. Tom Brady could impregnate Koko, the sterile panda in the China Zoo,simply by reminiscing about his childhood teddy bear.
