Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Ask DB1

‘BagDad writes in:

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Hey Man,

I’m a dad and I’m seeing a lot of my kid’s friends in pictures with sideways piece signs and their tongues hanging out or with the pouty lip thing going on.. Does this just mean peace or is there some other meaning to it?

Thanks… and keep up the good work! I enjoyed your site!

‘Bagdad
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To understand the sideways peace sign, one must first comprehend what the ancient sherpas of Transcendant Douchosity teach us within the larger meditative practice of Kabaglah. The ‘bag Within must manifest externally as The ‘Bag Without, but this does not mean that they are different. Simply forms of variation, as with potential and kinetic energy. The manifestation and the intent are simply part of a larger whole. Just as an orange is also the color orange, the sideways hand gesture is both poo and poo.

One must meditate on performativity as manifest of the essence of the spirit/soul, and yet the embodiment of the douchal practice.

In conclusion, ambiguously Asian bra boobies are tasty.

# posted by douchebag1

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