Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Best DB1's-Future-Ex-Wife Hott: Purg Hottie

As if there could be any doubt.

For tiny, pixie brunette hotness. With cat eyes, sexy stare, sultry hair, and perfect tiny boobage. For maintaining preturnatural cool in the face of an avalanche of douches, Purg Hottie is my love.

Marry me.

Then divorce me six months later for your Yoga instructor.

Take half my money. I beg of you.

# posted by douchebag1

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