Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Douchiest Celebrity Couple: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren


I don’t know who Cash Warren is. I don’t even know if he has a face.

But he’s impregnated the plump lipped uberhott that is The Alba. And since he’s got the hint of a tribal tatt, and his first name is Cash, that’s good enough for me.

Seriously. “Cash.”

That right there is enough for me to hand out the 2007 Douchie for Celebrity HCwDB Couple to Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.
Come on down, and accept your award, Jessica!

And by award I mean me, speaking in tongues while gargling windex and rubbing finger paint on my thorax, just for the chance to chew on your used kleenex.

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