Friday, December 7, 2007

Friday Haiku


Moulin Rouge head grease,
Chickenlips and flaming hair,
Girl Next Door chose poor.

Spankerific Hott
Adjacent douchetrosity
Bone Zone recipe

— scrotebob douchepants

It’s Freaky Friday!
The girl and guy swapped bodies.
Neither adapted.

— duke of douchester

Bowie spins in grave
Ground Control to Major Douche
Take your helmet off

— darksock

Creator Face are you
Ricky Martin you are not
Nor is she that hot

— vaccum cleaner bagg

Let’s Dance wannabe
Just met a girl named BlueJean.
Eurotrash Douchebag.

— clementine of cappadoucha

drama class drop-out
now working make-up counter.
uses what he sells.

— pfah

Stray cat you are not
pumpkin pie hott is so sweet
what’s with that necklace?

— sir lanceadouche

# posted by douchebag1

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