Friday, December 14, 2007
Friday Haiku
Blonde Riding Hood fears,
The wolf in douche’s clothing.
“What bright hat you have.”
Playboy reject hott
wanted to stay at mansion
settled for greasebag
— d.baggins
Arching of the eyebrows
A clear tell that she’s posing
Because of lost bet
Frodo Douchebaggins
look into my eye
starving artists are waiting
for you to pass out
— the bag apple
Dirty trucker hat
Smells like feces and man love
Giving me herp sore
— ‘bagavad gita
