Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday Haiku


Blonde Riding Hood fears,
The wolf in douche’s clothing.
“What bright hat you have.”

Playboy reject hott
wanted to stay at mansion
settled for greasebag

— d.baggins

Arching of the eyebrows
A clear tell that she’s posing
Because of lost bet

Frodo Douchebaggins

look into my eye
starving artists are waiting
for you to pass out

— the bag apple

Dirty trucker hat
Smells like feces and man love
Giving me herp sore

— ‘bagavad gita

# posted by douchebag1

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