Friday, December 28, 2007

Friday Haiku


Holiday week slow,
Yet shirtless fools grease onward,
So I mock Vinnie.

Jesus bling sparkles
sends hott’s eyes rolling backwards
douche has a chick’s ring.

— the douche is alright

Bring Malibu back
For another “excellent
Hit” on this jerkoff.

— douche of new york

Where can a bag go
where no shirt is accepted?
No dress code, no taste.

— d. baggins

Vinnie loves Christmas
Magical time of the year:
“Day the Bling was Born”

— squatch

Oh sweet prince of peace.
Why have thou abandoned me,
For this greasey chest?

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by douchebag1

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