Monday, December 17, 2007

HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 1

Here it is, folks.

The best of the ‘baggiest. The scrotiest of the greasiest. The hottest of the hotts.

Since I have the technical skills of an angry Quaker luddite drunk on mead, voting will continue to be in the comments threads. Please vote only once. Weighted vote will be given to regulars, but all votes will count.

You may want to throw up your hands in confusion, say, “DB1, I refuse to choose!” But in the immortal words of P.Diddy, vote-or-douche.

Step up. Make a choice.

Crack open a PBR, and say “this one pic (in each bracket) rises to the top! This combination of choad and boobs is worthy!” Do it. Do it for yourself. Do it for Pumpy.

HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 1 Finalist #1: The Limey


Last month’s winner, The Limey is classic choad.

With tremendously sexy/trashy Miami Hooha on his arm, the noxious swirl of both sides of the HCwDB equation are well fulfilled.

She has that pink lipstick and perfect curves mid 80s Samantha Fox thing working for it.

And I dig it. Oh yes I do.

Arm tatts and Shocker-gloves.

So wrong.

HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 1 Finalist #2: The ‘Bag Islander

October’s winner, The ‘Bag Islander is every bit the spoiled suburbanite fratchoad with boat that makes our collective skin crawl.

The overpowering power of the Bikini Hott has launched wars in the Subcontinent.

She is fantastic.

He is Bud Lite pointing “Braaaaaa!”

Together they make a Monthly winner of deserving genius.

The neck sunglasses are also choice.

Bro. Bra?

Broheim. Bra!!!

Bro.

HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 1 Finalist #3: Joey Porsche

At this point you’re saying “All three are worthy!!” Yes. Yes they are. Please don’t kill yourself.

No one said choosing would be easy.

It’s hard to sum up the Joey Porsche Experience with one pic, as he often brings his friends over for group gropes, as seen here. JP became a sensation back in the June and quickly became one of the first MySpace legends of hottie/douchey totality.

He is more than simply a person.

He is a state of mind. He is Carrera.

He is the Porsche 911 of racing ‘bags.

This is Bracket 1 of 3. Voting is open until end of day on Tuesday. Vote now, and be sure to vote in Brackets 2 and 3 (above).

Stoppeth one of three, Ancient Mariner style, by voting for your pick, as always, in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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