Monday, December 17, 2007

HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 2

Second bracket:

HCwDB of the Year Finalist #4: The Crustacean


While we can’t nominate Crusy for Innovating Douche Maneuver (he was beaten to the Pointing. At. His. Abs. move by The Ab Lobster), we can nominate him for the douchiest puma wearer in a room full of the hottest hott outside of my 10th grade math class fantasies (sorry Mrs. Hoover).

Crusty took the prize back in early September in convincing fashion.

Rainbow Stripe has a body that Sherpas climbed mountains to understand. Blond on the far left should be illegal in 34 states. Middle Brunette is an anime glass of Boba.

The hotts are overwhelming. He is uberchoad. With stains on his jeans. God damn, I forgot how much I enjoyed this pic. And by enjoyed, I mean smacked myself about the face with a wet graham cracker.

HCwDB of the Year Finalist #5: Rooster Wank and the Holy Blue Triangle


Back in April, the ridiculous Rooster and the ridiculously sexy Holy Blue Triangle, won the Monthly on the sheer power of Rooster Hair and Hott.

Her body is a milkshake drinkable power drink that mutates your DNA into the next stage of human evolution.

The type Arthur C. Clarke wrote about in Childhood’s End.

Celebrate the Collar Popp.

Celebrate the ubersmoking perfection of The Holy Blue Triangle.

Mock the Rooster.

For he shaves his head.

HCwDB of the Year Finalist #6: Donkey Douche

One of the first true legends of 2007, the Donkster took the Monthly by storm back in February on the power of his barrel tossing, metal girder climbing hottie conquest.

And dig that leopard print shirt.

She is simply breathtaking.

I would castrate a flock of Emus simply for the chance to chase an elk across the Serengeti that will someday be killed and turned into her future winter coat.

Here’s your Bracket 2.

Which combo of douche and hott rises to the top? Is worthy of finalist status in the HCwDB of the Year?

Pick your winner, and by winner I mean ass, and vote in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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