Friday, December 28, 2007

Honorary Douchebag of the Month: Jamie-Lynn's Baby Daddy


I don’t know if this white trash surfer douche has a name. All I know is if you impregnate a 16 year old, you are a heaping flame pile of scrote.

And I rendered that judgment before I saw that sunglasses and puka-shell look.

Trying to Cash (Warren) in using your little spermies as your investment strategy is beyond uberdouche. Even Joey Porsche wears a jimmy hat.

So for knocking up a child, even one as cursed by bad genes and atrocious parenting as Britney Jr. is, you get an Honorary Douchebag of the Month award, toolface.

Someday, someone will kick your ass outside the back of the Hamburger Hamlet where you work. And on that day, God will chuckle.

# posted by douchebag1

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