Thursday, December 20, 2007

Hottest Hott of the Year

Here’s your finalists for Hottest Hott of the year:

Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #1: ‘Bag Burrito’s Hott: Brunette Burrito

The Brunette Burrito ran back in May, but her sexy perfection remains like a fine after dinner mint.

She is brunette deliciousness.

Utterly perfect.

Perfect smile. Lovely skin.

And boobies.

Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #2: The Blister

The Blister, which ran back in June, left an indelible mark for the classic 1980s retro fantasy of his Barbie.

Is she a Playmate? I have no idea, but I’d bet no, as unlike the inflated nose-jobbed mannequins that dominate today’s glossy magazine sexynesss, Blisterette is pure natural spring water.

Trickling water.

Trickling water over rocks.

I would compose bad poetry to her toenail clippings.

The curves are dangerous.

The smile is delicious.

She is munchy.

She has a belt.

She is pink.

Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #3: Pajama Choad’s Hott

It’s weird, as I’m not normally the fan of the blondes, but two of them made the finals.

I gotta give it up to Pajama Choad’s Hott, which ran in early November.

She is perfection. But unlike Blisterette, she is the slut-hott perfection of lurid teenage fantasy.

My blood runs cold.

My memory has just been sold.

Na na ne na na na, na ne na na na, na ne na na na.

I would twease the lint from that belly button using, with apologies to Archimedes, a lever long enough to move the world.

And by world I mean boobies.

There have been so many gorgeous hotts on the site this year that this category is almost impossible to figure out. There will be complaining. So many hotts, it’s impossible to choose.

I took the recommends from the regulars, weighed their boobies, drank a few PBRs, and bumped up a top three.

So yes, you’re going to complain. Your favorite hott of the past year isn’t on here.

But them’s your choices. And choose you must.

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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