Monday, December 3, 2007

Ice Cream Hott

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As we ruminate over which pics should receive Douchie awards, here’s a couple to make you spew your coffee across the room like Scott Baio in Zapped!

Yes, I’ve made Zapped! references before on the site. And I will again. You can try to stop me. But Willie Ames and Heather Thomas got my back.

As to the model douche with the shaved chest and creepily soft shaven skin, I would particle/wave duality his ass using a Lorenz contraction, and then take the Hott for ice cream and cup cakes.

Then I would lightly talcum her upper thigh with flour and gummi bears.

Because it’s her birthday.

# posted by douchebag1

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