Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Most Annoying New Douche Move

And now, for the next open voting Douchie Award, The Most Annoying New Douche Move of 2007:

Most Annoying New Douche Move Finalist #1: The Ab Lobster

Pointing.

To.

His.

Abs.

Most Annoying New Douche Move Finalist #2: The Peach Point

Sheer simplicity.

And yet beyond annoying.

The Peach Point comes complete with stone face, sunglasses, spikey hair and Bruce Willis jowls.

Total putz.

Peaches earned his way into the Hall of Scrote by producing consistency, longevity and total douchosity with a number of hotties by his side.

But is it enough to earn a 2007 Douchie?

Most Annoying New Douche Move Finalist #3: The Trainwreck aka The Doggie ‘Bag

At first we thought this was a one-off.

The preening scrote, posing for the camera in proud doggie position.

But soon we came to learn it was a plague.

An epidemic.

We dubbed it, The Doggie ‘Bag.

And it spread like wristdanas and Gatorade.

Like spilled chicken and Grey Goose.

But this is a vote not simply for which is the best HCwDB pic featured here, but which is the douchiest new douche move. Not necessarily the most prevalent, as that would be the Doggie ‘Bag, asses to donuts.

But which is the most puke worthy monstrosity of physical manifestation of all that is douchebaggy?

This is not an easy choice. All three are supreme ‘bagheads and each deserves recognition with a Douchie, or perhaps a sock full of camel poo to the face. But while there are three, only one will win the Douchie. But which one?

Which scrotal manifestation was the most innovative and disturbing of the past year? That, fellow ‘bag hunters, hotties and tramp stamps, is up to you.

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

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