Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Pepe Le Poo
Amazingly, Pepe Le Poo’s strange and nasty odor is not enough to keep away a Chiquita Rose. Pepe’s alien fungus spreads quickly down his arm. Soon he will mutate into a Triffid.
I’m attracted to Chiquita, yet she appears strong enough to kick my ass two times without breaking a fingernail or dropping a bracelet.
This troubles me. Yet also excites me.
Her Salma Hayek sultryness betrays a belly dancing exoticism that sings songs of Lebanese otherness in one ear, while she throws a drink in my other ear.
And really, who throws a drink in someones ear? Stop it now, Chiquita. I didn’t mean to grab your boobies.
