Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Pepe Le Poo

Amazingly, Pepe Le Poo’s strange and nasty odor is not enough to keep away a Chiquita Rose. Pepe’s alien fungus spreads quickly down his arm. Soon he will mutate into a Triffid.

I’m attracted to Chiquita, yet she appears strong enough to kick my ass two times without breaking a fingernail or dropping a bracelet.

This troubles me. Yet also excites me.

Her Salma Hayek sultryness betrays a belly dancing exoticism that sings songs of Lebanese otherness in one ear, while she throws a drink in my other ear.

And really, who throws a drink in someones ear? Stop it now, Chiquita. I didn’t mean to grab your boobies.

# posted by douchebag1

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