Monday, December 3, 2007
Sting Lundgren
Note to all pasty-ass white dudes: Trying to hide your suburban SUV private school ass behind “urban” tough-guy sunglasses will not buy you the cultural capital you so desperately crave.
Chicka may or may not be hott, but the defense just played the large saline boobies card. And it’s hard to argue with the large saline boobies card. In fact, I think that’s what the Leopold and Loeb attorneys used. Or was that the Scopes Trial?
Dammit. Obscure historical legal references just don’t cut it on a monday. Let me try one more:
He looks like Dolph Lundgren’s douchey sister mated with Sting.
There. Back safely in pop-culture territory.
