Sunday Douchey Sunday
I can’t believe this douche today,
I can’t close my eyes and make it go away,
How long?
How long must he go shirtless,
How long, how looong?
cause tonight… he’s polluting hott, tonight…
Broken bottles of Bud Light,
Bodyshots strewn across the frat that night,
But I won’t heed the smell of Axe
It puts my back up,
Puts my back up against something that rhymes with Axe…
Sunday, douchey Sunday
Sunday, douchey Sunday
Wipe the gel from your head
Wipe your gel away
Wipe your gel away
I wipe your gel away
(sunday, douchey sunday)
I wipe your sweat stained ‘head,
(sunday, douchey sunday)
And its true we are immune
When fact is douchey and interweb reality
And today the millions vote
We eat and drink while tomorrow they scrote
The real battle yet begun (sunday, douchey Sunday)
To claim the victory Grieco won (sunday, douchey Sunday)
On…
Sunday douchey Sunday
Sunday douchey Sunday…
