Saturday, December 29, 2007

Swing Lohan


And while we’re treading into celebutant waters, if John Mayer still isn’t clear on the concept of douchebaggery, here’s Exhibit A.

Chin pubes. Smirk. Yankee insignia as claim to “urban” ethos. Shocker hand gesture. And dating a celebrity former hott so polluted by exposure to douchebaggery, she now looks vaguely like Dirk Nowitzki.

Abstract ill-defined concept?

Methinks not.

It is this unholy putrid lamb turd and his former hott, personified as crystalline clear specificity.

# posted by douchebag1

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