Saturday, December 15, 2007
The 2007 Douchie Awards
Your humble narrator, vote tabulator and unshaven ‘bag hunter, The DB1 will be burning the midnight candle to sort out all the pics of the last year all weekend, to get ready for Monday’s Douchies.
I will be handing out awards all week, with the following categories open to voting:
HCwDB of the Year (3 Prelims and 1 Final round)
Most Innovative New Douche Maneuver
Hottest Hott
Smells Like Poo
Best Golden Globes
The most coveted Douchie, the HCwDB of the Year will be awarded on Friday, December 21st. Determined by you. The ‘bags, ‘bag hunters and hotties.
Who will win? Who will be left standing at the altar like a greased up metrosexual asswank?
Tune in Monday to start finding out.
The 2007 Douche Awards. Smell the Axe.
