Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Guy-Who-Ruins-The-Lez-Kiss-Pic Douche

There’s always one. The friend of a friend who no one else at the party knows.

The turd who jumps in and ruins the best moment from the best party of second semester of your sophomore year.

We all remember that guy.

If you’re at a party and this happens, take quick steps to remedy the situation. Give him three things:

1. A swift kick to the groin
2. Hand him the can of beer with the ashes and butts put out in it, which he will drink from. Because he’s a moron.
3. Throw him out in the hallway before someone puts on Aerosmith and the two hotts start the second act.

# posted by douchebag1

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