Thursday, December 6, 2007

The Loaf of Bread in Sunlight


Ever leave a loaf of bread on a windowsill, and after a day of sunlight, it began to sprout weird multicolored fungi?

That’s tongue turd here.

Douche Fungi. I’d roll him up in a carpet and drop him down a flight of stairs until the hair fungus wilted with shame.

I love big cheekbones ambiguously Hispanic lip pout, even if she may be large in the stomach area.

Why? Because she looks vaguely like a space alien. And that’s some freaky deaky extra-terrestrial fantasies right there.

# posted by douchebag1

Leave a Reply

What is 3 + 15 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)