Friday, December 7, 2007

The Splotch

Why is it the bottle blonde Little Miss Sunshine is orange, and it looks delicious, but on dudes, it looks like douche?

It’s Friday, so The Splotch goes great with the alcohol I’m about to consume. Sun burned in spots. Mealy green in other spots. Not overtly ‘baggy, but with the spiky hair and douche-face enough to qualify for the site.

But it is Brunette Jeanne Tripplehorn Hott that shakes my martini and honks my hooter. She is delightful. I will buy lots of Peroni now.

# posted by douchebag1

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