The Technical Douchie: The Biggest, Lamest Most Pathetic Vigin
Commenter mike d weighs in:
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God how pathetic can you get making an awards show about guys who all get laid more than all of you. How about an award for the biggest, lamest, most pathetic losers? It could be called the “I’m a 35 year old vigin who still lives with my mother” award. Get a f@#$ing life.
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Presenting the First Technical Douchie Award (handed out a week before the Official Douchies), please welcome to the stage… the female and male prepubescent vigin stars of High School Musical.
And the First Technical Douchie for Biggest Lamest Most Pathetic Vigin goes to…
MIKE D.
Give him a hand, ladies and gentlemen!! And by hand, I mean your order. Biggie Sized. To go.
EDIT: Biggest, Lamest Most Pathetic Vigin Douchey Award winner Mike D has offered up his pic in the comments thread, you can honor his award winning visage here.
