Thursday, December 13, 2007

The Troll Doll and the Tri-Hotts


I don’t quite know how far up the ‘bag scale Chia Pet Troll Doll goes. He’s got a little of the lip fung, but no real hand gestures and only the faintest “Mark of the ‘Bag” on the forehead.

And yet, I want to fling Arkansas roadkill into his face with the inchoate distrust of an inbred banjo player.

The tri-hott Alpha Betas appear to be smelling something.

Could it be?

It could.

Douche poo.

# posted by douchebag1

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