Thursday, December 13, 2007
The Troll Doll and the Tri-Hotts
I don’t quite know how far up the ‘bag scale Chia Pet Troll Doll goes. He’s got a little of the lip fung, but no real hand gestures and only the faintest “Mark of the ‘Bag” on the forehead.
And yet, I want to fling Arkansas roadkill into his face with the inchoate distrust of an inbred banjo player.
The tri-hott Alpha Betas appear to be smelling something.
Could it be?
It could.
Douche poo.
