Monday, December 10, 2007

There is No Title For This Turd Except Put on a Shirt


So if Bruce Campbell mated with Gene Simmons in The Octagon, would we get this toolshed garden hoe as the progeny?

Yeah you, tatt boy. Put on a shirt, wrap up the tongue, and get your hands off my future masseuse.

She’s my little Scarlett Pimpernel. I’d play sixteen hours of Sonic the Hedgehog, my heart leaping with every gold coin, just for the chance to set the high score and vaguely impress her mom.

Speaking of moms, she kind of looks like the hot mom in Fountains of Wayne’s video to “Stacy’s Mom.”

Yup. That’s right. A Fountains of Wayne reference.

Lame, I know.

But it’s my dream to give commentary in the upcoming VH1 series, I’m Ambiguous About the OOs. So I gotta start practicing.

# posted by douchebag1

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