Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Zebrahawk and Eggnog

In Pic #2 we see Zebrahawk pre-Zebrahair. Like a ripening banana, he is still green with budding douchosity.

But other than the exploding hair, forehead grease and douche everything, Zebrahawk really isn’t that bad.

And by isn’t that bad, I mean like shoving tiny angry pelicans with razor blades for beaks up your nostrils and sneezing.

I don’t know what that last metaphor meant. I blame it on the eggnog.