Friday, January 4, 2008
Friday Haiku
Why the frown, Yuri?
Neck Talisman, +1 Douche,
While Kimmy drinks blue.
Hott asks why so blue?
Wind tunnel hair not working
for you today bag?
— d. baggins
I’m foreign, angry
Hunters keep calling me douche
Hott thinks it’s funny
— scrotebob douchepants
fred savage hair cut.
chin pubes, microphone, and bling.
boobies, where art thou?
— ted theodore scrotgan
Smooth skinned cutie.
White paw wont let her go.
Anti-freeze only way out.
— marcos douchebagdatis
Hottie in headlock,
Douche grips the firm microphone.
Don’t tell Sigmund Freud.
— clementine of cappadoucha
Lothar is angry
Thought he had Lindsay Lohan
Kimmy’s not as cheap
— mr. white
When the blue of hott
Meets the gold of the douchebag
Mikey gets real hard
— dion didouchie
