Friday, January 4, 2008

Friday Haiku


Why the frown, Yuri?
Neck Talisman, +1 Douche,
While Kimmy drinks blue.

Hott asks why so blue?
Wind tunnel hair not working
for you today bag?

— d. baggins

I’m foreign, angry
Hunters keep calling me douche
Hott thinks it’s funny

— scrotebob douchepants

fred savage hair cut.
chin pubes, microphone, and bling.
boobies, where art thou?

— ted theodore scrotgan

Smooth skinned cutie.
White paw wont let her go.
Anti-freeze only way out.

— marcos douchebagdatis

Hottie in headlock,
Douche grips the firm microphone.
Don’t tell Sigmund Freud.

— clementine of cappadoucha

Lothar is angry
Thought he had Lindsay Lohan
Kimmy’s not as cheap

— mr. white

When the blue of hott
Meets the gold of the douchebag
Mikey gets real hard

— dion didouchie

# posted by douchebag1

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