Friday, January 25, 2008

Friday Haiku


Asian droog hottie
Dates kung pow beef with cashew,
He’s an Easy Ride.

See the pasty choad
fondle gift of dong-taper:
Ben-Wa anal beads

— darksock

Noxious scrote odor
prompts look of abject disgust
from queen of pleather

— bagwagger

All work and no play
makes Nicholson wannabe
a greasy douchebag

— d. baggins

He ponders a move,
An American Reject.
“I’m big in Japan.”

— clementine of cappadoucha

headline reads like this
“Tila Tequila picks Douche”
that is a real shame

— sir lanceadouche

Tia Carrera
You’ve really let yourself go
No more schwing for you

— bcs

two caterpillars
rest on his sleazy forehead
and eat eye shadow.

— pfah

# posted by douchebag1

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