Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Mini Maguire


I’m inclined to give pre-Spiderman Mini Tobey Maguire a nottadouche pass.

Sure he’s got the 10 Degree Hat Tilt and stoned, quizzical “duude” thing going on. Sure he’s fondling that Southern Comfort with the sexually repressed rage/confusion of a Christian Coalition preacher.

But he’s managed to finagle Ali Landry Hott into hanging in his dirty kitchen with the faux brick patterns despite being a shrunken version of Spiderman. And she brought Michella, her blonde friend from the temp agency.

So mini Maguire, you’re okay by me.

# posted by douchebag1

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