Saturday, January 26, 2008
Sorority Slummin'
Holy sweet mutton chops, when did shirtless douchebaggery become this rampant? We’re talking 60% shirtless dudes.
That’s gotta violate at least one of the Geneva Conventions.
Someone please rescue Candice and Beatrice before their sorority sisters find out they’re slumming it over at Kappa Assa Douchebag.
And yes, I see you, Oscar De La Heya in the back. Put down them pop guns before you shoot your eye out.
It’s Friday.
Even Zebra Pants knows it’s time to start drinkin’.
