The Blonde Girl and the Steaming Turd Music Producer Guy with Chin Dribble
Watching this cow in mid-lick reminds me of the lesser known but wonderfully moving Aesop’s Fable from 1936, The Blond Girl and The Steaming Turd Music Producer Guy With Chin Dribble.
Not many people know the story of The Blond Girl and The Steaming Turd Music Producer Guy With Chin Dribble. It’s a lost classic.
Unlike some of the more popular Aesop’s Fables, The Blond Girl and The Steaming Turd Music Producer Guy with Chin Dribble lacked the emotionally engaging animal characters representing moral choice, nor any embedded moral lesson outside of the catch-all, “Don’t date scrotes.”
Rumor has it Aesop was just getting over getting dumped by his first wife, Sally Ann Cavanaugh Aesop. Drunk on hops, Aesop reportedly penned the short story in less than an hour.
So while it lacks a true moral gravitas and complex storytelling motif, there is still much to be gained from Aesop’s The Blond Girl and the Steaming Turd Music Producer Guy with Chin Dribble.
Like the fact that he sucks. And is gross.
